Quantcast

Jokes in Chinese to start a brand new 2013 – I wish you joy and happiness in the new year!

Posted by Grace Feng on January 1, 2013

Jokes in Chinese to start a brand new 2013 - I wish you joy and happiness in the new year!So after all, the world didn’t end in December 2012. Year 2013 finally arrives! We really should celebrate this new page of century with sincere gratitude for the planet we stand on. Only if we give more care and love to the planet we share together, to each other no matter what languages we speak, we can survive as a whole, a peaceful whole of joy and happiness.

For that reason alone, I should start a new year of JLC 中文吧 (Learn Chinese online blog) with jokes and humor in Chinese. Hope they’ll bring you some laughters in the very first day of a brand new year.

祝大家新年快乐, 万事如意!!

Happy New Year! May all your wishes come true!!

 

 

 抓 贼

 
儿子:  “爸爸,有人把我们的车偷走了。”

爸爸:  “你记住那人的模样了吗?”

儿子:  “没注意,但我把车号记住了!”

 

zhuā zéi

érzi: “ bàba, yǒurén bǎ wǒmen de chē tōu zǒu le。”

bàba: “ nǐ jìzhu nà rén de múyàng le ma?”

érzi: “ méi zhùyì, dàn wǒ bǎ chē hào jìzhu le!”

 

Thief Chasing

Son: “Dad, our car just got stolen by a thief!”

Dad: “Do you remember how the thief look?”

Son: “I didn’t pay attention. But I remember his plate number!”

 

 

 

不必着急

 

女士A:“我先生昨晚不知又去哪儿了。”

女士B:“管他呢。假如你不知道自己的丈夫晚上又去哪儿了,你不必着急,因为你一旦知道后会更着急。

bùbì zháojí

nǚshìA:“ wǒ xiānsheng zuówǎn bùzhī yòu qù nǎr le。”

nǚshìB:“ guǎn tā ne。 jiǎrú nǐ bù zhīdào zìjǐ de zhàngfu wǎnshang yòu qù nǎr le, nǐ bùbì zháojí, yīnwèi nǐ yīdàn zhīdào hòu huì gèng zháojí。”

 

No Need To Worry

Lady A: “I don’t know where my husband was again last night.”

Lady B: “No worries. If you don’t know where your husband was in the night again, you don’t need to worry about it. Since once you do know where he was, you’ll worry even more.”

 

 

 

 

爱的圆圈

 

一对青年男女坐在沙滩上。男青年在地上划个圆圈说道:“我对你的爱,就像这圆圈一样,永远没有终点。”

女青年也用手指在地上划个圆圈,然后说:“我对你的爱,就像这圆圈一样, 永远没有起点”.

ài de yuánquān

yīduì qīngnián nánnǚ zuò zài shātān shàng。 nán qīngnián zài dìshang huà gè yuánquān shuōdao:“ wǒ duì nǐ de ài, jiù xiàng zhè yuánquān yīyàng, yǒngyuǎn méiyǒu zhōngdiǎn。”

nǚ qīngnián yě yòng shǒuzhǐ zài dìshang huà gè yuánquān, ránhòu shuō:“ wǒ duì nǐ de ài, jiù xiàng zhè yuánquān yīyàng, yǒngyuǎn méiyǒu qǐdiǎn”.

 

The Circle of Love

A young man and a young woman sit together on the beach. The man drew a circle in the sand and said:”My love to you is like a circle. There will never be an end.”

The woman draw another circle in the sand and said:”My love to is also like a circle. There is no start ever.”

 

Reference: www.uasp.net

 

Related posts:

You can download the whole mp3 series for 永失我爱 from this post
Chinese audio reading of the life story of an ancient women poet
Learn Chinese from "doing" the most comfortable job in China - Hotel tester (试睡员)

 

Category: Chinese reading and listening

Tags: , , ,

Top

You can share this post here:
Visit Us On TwitterVisit Us On FacebookVisit Us On Google PlusCheck Our Feed

Leave Reply



Copyright © 2016 Just Learn Chinese